These Indians are Crazy!

Look carefully at Mr. M.S. Golwalker. This guy entered himself in a Rabindranath Tagore look alike contest back in the thirties and lost. Disgruntled with the failure of society to accept him as a real look-alike, he decided to become a loving nationalist and founded the RSS.

The Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh, also known as the let's-randomly-burn-and-kill-in-the-name-of-hinduism, is an illustrious organisation that propagates Mr. Golwalker's brilliant ideals of Hinduism and Nationalism. Some of which I shall reproduce below

"Even today, the demoniac forces of evil are strutting about the world stage, armed with world destructive weapons and threatening the very future of humanity. It is only on the strength of our philosophy which steels our will to win that we can inspire mankind to face this new challenge of adharma."

See how Bush Jr. pales in comparison to our inspired hero? And isn't the term 'world destructive weapons' much cooler than weapons of mass destruction.

"The national life in Bharat is therefore the Hindu National Life."

"It has been the tragic lesson of the history of many a country in the world that the hostile elements within the country pose a far greater menace to national security than aggressors from outside. Unfortunately, this first lesson of national security has been the one thing, which has been consistently ignored in our country ever since the British left this land. Wishful thinking born out of lack of courage to face realities, mouthing of high-sounding slogans by the persons at the helm of affairs to cover up the tragedies overtaking us one after another, and opportunistic alliances of parties and groups with the hostile elements to further their narrow self-interests, have all combined to make the threat of internal subversion of our national freedom and security very acute and real."

And so on and on.

How joyous for us to have such individuals as founders of our political organisations. Let's all be one big happy parivar like the Sangh parivar. Come now let's burn tyres and make merry.